The Straight Version
Black Caps crush India, scoring record total at Eden Park.
The UNHINGED Take
Those Indians thought they were elite; instead, they got canned like a stale deck of cards. Black Caps outclassed them, smashing Eden Park with a record‑breaking 18‑score bonanza.
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The Bottom Line
Record‑breaking racket / 10
Those Indians thought they were elite; instead, they got canned like a stale deck of cards.
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