The Straight Version
The Black Caps set a new record total at Eden Park after losing the T20 series to India.
The UNHINGED Take
Typical munted Kiwi optimism, scoring a record just to prove they could have won if they weren't such absolute muppets when the series actually mattered.
The Bottom Line
TOO LITTLE LATE / 10
Typical munted Kiwi optimism, scoring a record just to prove they could have won if they weren't such absolute muppets when the series actually mattered.
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Typical munted Kiwi optimism, scoring a record just to prove they could have won if they weren't such absolute muppets when the series actually mattered. TOO LITTLE LATE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/black-caps-smash-record-total #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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