The Straight Version
Arson, tree felling, theft, and damage to road signs are some of the “malicious attacks” on public property Masterton council staff have come to expect on a weekly basis.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Blowtorches, chainsaws, and stolen plants: "Blowtorches, chainsaws, and stolen plants: Vandalism plaguing Masterton assets". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Blowtorches, chainsaws, and stolen plants: "Blowtorches, chainsaws, and stolen plants: Vandalism plaguing Masterton assets".
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Blowtorches, chainsaws, and stolen plants: "Blowtorches, chainsaws, and stolen plants: Vandalism plaguing Masterton assets". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/blowtorches-chainsaws-and-stolen-plants-vanda
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