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California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:39 am
California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Gavin Newsom cites state values and flaws in the legal system as he grants largest mass clemency in US history.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row: "California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row: "California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row: "California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/california-gov

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