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Major tech stocks plunge as US midterms add to fears of AI slowdown

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 01:44 am
Major tech stocks plunge as US midterms add to fears of AI slowdown — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Markets have been reacting to possible tougher scrutiny of data centre construction and the AI industry following the US midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

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The Bottom Line

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