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Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 02:03 am
Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

As winter approaches, Palestinians in Gaza are turning damaged cooking pots into makeshift seawalls to avoid flooding.

The UNHINGED Take

"Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Gaza turns discarded cooking pots into seawalls" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/gaza-turns-discarded-cooking-pots-into-seawalls #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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