Congos Ebola deaths top 5,000 as fear…

Congo's Ebola deaths top 5,000 as fear of continent-wide spread mounts

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·31 Oct, 09:11 am

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Ebola in the Congo has officially killed over 5,000 people with a staggering 50% mortality rate.

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A fifty percent lethality rate is nature’s way of saying the world is far too munted. Pack it up, the planet is clearly trying to evict the lot of us.

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ABSOLUTE BIOLOGICAL DISASTER / 10

A fifty percent lethality rate is nature’s way of saying the world is far too munted.

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Congo's Ebola deaths top 5,000 as fear of continent-wide spread mounts

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