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RECAP: Rugby League World Cup: Australia v Cook Islands

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Pacific·31 Oct, 11:15 am
RECAP: Rugby League World Cup: Australia v Cook Islands — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Australia defeated the Cook Islands 66-6 in the Rugby League World Cup match.

The UNHINGED Take

That wasn't a match, it was a sanctioned public execution by the Kangaroos. The Cook Islands boys got absolutely munted and sent home to rethink their entire life choices.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE SLAUGHTER / 10

That wasn't a match, it was a sanctioned public execution by the Kangaroos.

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