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UK prime minister signals the government will consider an apology for its role in the slave trade

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·31 Oct, 10:14 am
UK prime minister signals the government will consider an apology for its role in the slave trade — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

The UK government is considering a formal apology regarding its historical role in the slave trade.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says authentic regret like a bunch of posh muppets in suits debating whether admitting to centuries of atrocities is worth the paperwork. Absolute cooked circus act.

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COLOSSAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10

Nothing says authentic regret like a bunch of posh muppets in suits debating whether admitting to centuries of atrocities is worth the paperwork.

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