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France heads into third weekend of protests as youth-led rallies sweep Europe

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·31 Oct, 10:52 am
France heads into third weekend of protests as youth-led rallies sweep Europe — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

French youth are staging nationwide protests, with Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez bracing for Halloween night disorder.

The UNHINGED Take

France is turning into a munted riot factory because the youth are bored of being ignored by these Parisian clowns. Expect a lovely night of flaming bins and total chaos.

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ABSOLUTE COOKED CARNAGE / 10

France is turning into a munted riot factory because the youth are bored of being ignored by these Parisian clowns.

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France is turning into a munted riot factory because the youth are bored of being ignored by these Parisian clowns. ABSOLUTE COOKED CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/france-heads-into-third-weekend-of-protests-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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