The Straight Version
Hansen keeps No 10, King benched; Black Ferns finish in Christchurch.
The UNHINGED Take
Demant hogs that No 10 like a sheep shack, keeping Hansen in captain's seat while King sits on the bench, a lazy ringer, begging for end-of-season selfies. Black Ferns? More like Black Ferns-dead.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE MUNNED / 10
Demant hogs that No 10 like a sheep shack, keeping Hansen in captain's seat while King sits on the bench, a lazy ringer, begging for end-of-season selfies.
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Demant hogs that No 10 like a sheep shack, keeping Hansen in captain's seat while King sits on the bench, a lazy ringer, begging for end-of-season selfies. ABSOLUTE MUNNED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/demant-retains-no-10-jersey-as-rookie-flankers #NZElection2026 #
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