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Luxon, who says he doesn’t talk about polls, issues statement about today’s poll

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 11:36 pm
Luxon, who says he doesn’t talk about polls, issues statement about today’s poll — New Zealand
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"Luxon, who says he doesn’t talk about polls, issues statement about today’s poll" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Luxon, who says he doesn’t talk about polls, issues statement about today’s poll" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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