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Sergio Pérez confirms F1 future after weighing up retirement

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·28 Oct, 11:34 pm
Sergio Pérez confirms F1 future after weighing up retirement — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

It was a day of dual celebration for Sergio Pérez.

The UNHINGED Take

"Sergio Pérez confirms F1 future after weighing up retirement" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Sergio Pérez confirms F1 future after weighing up retirement" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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