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'Either' Chris - Hipkins or Luxon - begged to boost electric vehicle uptake

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·31 Oct, 06:39 pm
'Either' Chris - Hipkins or Luxon - begged to boost electric vehicle uptake — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Neither Hipkins nor Luxon has signed up for the electric vehicle leasing plan, leaving the ad campaign futile.

The UNHINGED Take

Hipkins and Luxon sacrificed their moral compass for the next press conference, while the EV scheme remains a parking garage prank. Beehive clowns, you’re as slippery as a tarpaulin off a mudslide.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Hipkins and Luxon sacrificed their moral compass for the next press conference, while the EV scheme remains a parking garage prank.

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Hipkins and Luxon sacrificed their moral compass for the next press conference, while the EV scheme remains a parking garage prank. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/either-chris-hipkins-or-luxon-begged-to-boost #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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