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Rugby league: Kiwi Ferns see off PNG to reach World Cup final four

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Sport·31 Oct, 06:18 pm
Rugby league: Kiwi Ferns see off PNG to reach World Cup final four — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Kiwi Ferns beat PNG 30-0, book a World Cup semi‑final against Samoa.

The UNHINGED Take

Kiwi Ferns treat PNG proper like a worm, then brag about a World Cup semi‑final. Their 'strength' is like a rain‑storm’s lightning‑bolt: all hype, no fire.

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Kiwi Ferns treat PNG proper like a worm, then brag about a World Cup semi‑final.

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