The Straight Version
Porirua’s Deputy Mayor and the city’s first elected Māori ward councillor, Kylie Wihapi has died.
The UNHINGED Take
"Trail-blazing Deputy Mayor of Porirua Kylie Wihapi died in fall" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Trail-blazing Deputy Mayor of Porirua Kylie Wihapi died in fall" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Trail-blazing Deputy Mayor of Porirua Kylie Wihapi died in fall" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/trail-blazing-deputy-mayor-of-porirua-kylie-wihapi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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