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England v PNG - Rugby League World Cup match

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·30 Oct, 08:45 am
England v PNG - Rugby League World Cup match — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

England plays Papua New Guinea in the 2026 Rugby League World Cup at WIN Stadium in Wollongong.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flying halfway across the planet just to watch a one-sided slaughter in a half-empty Wollongong carpark. Absolute peak sports tourism for the clinically munted.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10

Imagine flying halfway across the planet just to watch a one-sided slaughter in a half-empty Wollongong carpark.

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Imagine flying halfway across the planet just to watch a one-sided slaughter in a half-empty Wollongong carpark. COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/england-v-png-rugby-league-world-cup-match #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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