The Straight Version
Doug Fiefia has become the first Tongan-American to be elected to a US state senate.
The UNHINGED Take
Fiefia’s token US Senate win is another muppet coup—he thinks a Tongan‑American will fix stale lobby theatre. Same clowns, same streets—no gavin, just endless politics.
The Bottom Line
MUPPET MACK-UPS / 10
Fiefia’s token US Senate win is another muppet coup—he thinks a Tongan‑American will fix stale lobby theatre.
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Fiefia’s token US Senate win is another muppet coup—he thinks a Tongan‑American will fix stale lobby theatre. MUPPET MACK-UPS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/first-tongan-american-elected-to-a-state-senate #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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