The Straight Version
Flávio Bolsonaro denies leaving Brazil after landing in Miami, claiming political persecution.
The UNHINGED Take
Flávio’s claim is a cooked foolery; he declares persecution, yet his flight file says he was simply hijacking Vegas humour. The only coup he’s won is his own ego.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Flávio’s claim is a cooked foolery; he declares persecution, yet his flight file says he was simply hijacking Vegas humour.
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