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Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 10:11 pm
Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Spain's high-speed train crashed again, killing at least 68 and injuring 100.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain's rails are a bloody loose pipe, mate. The crash shows it’s built on fatuous engineering, turning a high-speed dream into a death trap.

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WACK DOODLE / 10

Spain's rails are a bloody loose pipe, mate.

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