The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro, after losing the runoff, declares himself Brazil's leader and flees to the US.
The UNHINGED Take
He’s a muppet, stumbling into the US with a tourist visa, shouting he’s Brazil’s leader like a clueless muppet eating a sausage roll. Venezuelan gullibility, don't bother.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
He’s a muppet, stumbling into the US with a tourist visa, shouting he’s Brazil’s leader like a clueless muppet eating a sausage roll.
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He’s a muppet, stumbling into the US with a tourist visa, shouting he’s Brazil’s leader like a clueless muppet eating a sausage roll. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/flavio-bolsonaro-lands-in-us-declares-himself-leader #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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