The Straight Version
Campaign day’s political circus saw MPs serve burgers, flip tongues; Glenn McConnell poked the charade.
The UNHINGED Take
Those politicos flipping burgers are basically McDonald’s IPO—flippin’ stock, fleecing voters, and hoping ketchup tastes better when you’re in the Beehive. They’re the Queen’s own knock‑off snack bar, not a policy food truck.
The Bottom Line
JABLOGA STUB / 10
Those politicos flipping burgers are basically McDonald’s IPO—flippin’ stock, fleecing voters, and hoping ketchup tastes better when you’re in the Beehive.
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Those politicos flipping burgers are basically McDonald’s IPO—flippin’ stock, fleecing voters, and hoping ketchup tastes better when you’re in the Beehive. JABLOGA STUB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/flipping-burgers-and-flipped-off-the-value-in #NZElection2026 #Unhi
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