The Straight Version
An iwi trust has assumed control of the Pahiatua Medical Centre following the mass resignation of seven staff.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so munted you quit, only for the new bosses to beg you back to this sinking ship. Absolute classic Pahiatua incompetence.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Imagine being so munted you quit, only for the new bosses to beg you back to this sinking ship.
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Imagine being so munted you quit, only for the new bosses to beg you back to this sinking ship. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/local-iwi-trust-takes-over-troubled-pah-atua #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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