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Local iwi trust takes over troubled Pahīatua Medical Centre

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·2 Nov, 08:54 am
Local iwi trust takes over troubled Pahīatua Medical Centre — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

An iwi trust has assumed control of the Pahiatua Medical Centre following the mass resignation of seven staff.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so munted you quit, only for the new bosses to beg you back to this sinking ship. Absolute classic Pahiatua incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Imagine being so munted you quit, only for the new bosses to beg you back to this sinking ship.

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