The Straight Version
A review cleared Gisborne District Council of anti-forestry bias following complaints from the logging industry.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so munted that you whine about regulation while your slash is turning the East Coast into a recurring disaster movie. Absolute muppet behavior from corporate greed-heads.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine being so munted that you whine about regulation while your slash is turning the East Coast into a recurring disaster movie.
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Imagine being so munted that you whine about regulation while your slash is turning the East Coast into a recurring disaster movie. CERTIFIED CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/review-finds-no-evidence-of-anti-forestry-bias #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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