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Review finds no evidence of anti-forestry bias at Gisborne District Council

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·2 Nov, 07:35 am
Review finds no evidence of anti-forestry bias at Gisborne District Council — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A review cleared Gisborne District Council of anti-forestry bias following complaints from the logging industry.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so munted that you whine about regulation while your slash is turning the East Coast into a recurring disaster movie. Absolute muppet behavior from corporate greed-heads.

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Imagine being so munted that you whine about regulation while your slash is turning the East Coast into a recurring disaster movie.

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Imagine being so munted that you whine about regulation while your slash is turning the East Coast into a recurring disaster movie. CERTIFIED CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/review-finds-no-evidence-of-anti-forestry-bias #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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