The Straight Version
Phoenix Crossland replaces the injured Laban for the World Cup semifinal following his NRL suspension.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says elite squad depth like calling up a fresh off the leash judiciary liability. Only these muppets would swap a broken body for a bloke who spent the month in the naughty corner.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Nothing says elite squad depth like calling up a fresh off the leash judiciary liability.
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Nothing says elite squad depth like calling up a fresh off the leash judiciary liability. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/kiwis-lose-laban-to-injury-call-up-crossland #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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