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Zuru’s Millie Moon nappies told to investigate after complaints of rashes

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·2 Nov, 07:52 am
Zuru’s Millie Moon nappies told to investigate after complaints of rashes — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

MBIE received five complaints that Zuru's Millie Moon nappies caused babies rashes and blisters.

The UNHINGED Take

Zuru's sorry brand gives babies free blister therapy; no apology, just a rash of lies. MBIE likes to convene courts, not clean diapers or fix clumsy marketing mistakes.

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BRAIN ROTS UNLEASHED / 10

Zuru's sorry brand gives babies free blister therapy; no apology, just a rash of lies.

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