The Straight Version
MBIE received five complaints that Zuru's Millie Moon nappies caused babies rashes and blisters.
The UNHINGED Take
Zuru's sorry brand gives babies free blister therapy; no apology, just a rash of lies. MBIE likes to convene courts, not clean diapers or fix clumsy marketing mistakes.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROTS UNLEASHED / 10
Zuru's sorry brand gives babies free blister therapy; no apology, just a rash of lies.
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