The Straight Version
Four election night scenarios reveal Luxon's nightmare: Labour, Greens, NZ First, and a coalition to save the Beehive.
The UNHINGED Take
Luxon flat‑out tasted the MMP sauce, watching his DIY manifesto become a lasagna of lies. By the time the night ended, he looked like a wobbly green‑leafed muppet wailing in the Beehive.
The Bottom Line
MONKEY BUSINESS / 10
Luxon flat‑out tasted the MMP sauce, watching his DIY manifesto become a lasagna of lies.
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