The Straight Version
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon made at least one young fan when he visited Hāwera on Wednesday, and met 12-year-old George Dunlop.
The UNHINGED Take
"House movers, handshakes and autographs as PM rolls into Hāwera" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"House movers, handshakes and autographs as PM rolls into Hāwera" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"House movers, handshakes and autographs as PM rolls into Hāwera" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/house-movers-handshakes-and-autographs-as-pm-rolls #UnhingedWorld
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