The Straight Version
Economist warns drawn‑out coalition talks may alarm the economy.
The UNHINGED Take
Coalition crews keep dragging out the drama, banking on the dollar to bail out, while the economy sits like a cooked sheep on a heat‑wave.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE ECONOMIST / 10
Coalition crews keep dragging out the drama, banking on the dollar to bail out, while the economy sits like a cooked sheep on a heat‑wave.
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Coalition crews keep dragging out the drama, banking on the dollar to bail out, while the economy sits like a cooked sheep on a heat‑wave. NEGATIVE ECONOMIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/how-much-does-government-affect-the-economy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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