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Kick Back report exposes extent, causes of youth homelessness

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·3 Nov, 07:56 pm
Kick Back report exposes extent, causes of youth homelessness — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Kick Back report shows 95% rise in youth homelessness, with Frankie living on streets since age 11.

The UNHINGED Take

The Beehive's apathy vaccine cured 95% of kids for zero—now they’re begging on pavement. Politicians hand out avocado toast like charity tokens.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN JUNKIE / 10

The Beehive's apathy vaccine cured 95% of kids for zero—now they’re begging on pavement.

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The Beehive's apathy vaccine cured 95% of kids for zero—now they’re begging on pavement. BRAIN JUNKIE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/kick-back-report-exposes-extent-causes-of-youth #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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