The Straight Version
A New Zealand citizen was injured following a fatal helicopter collision at Mount Everest.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine paying a fortune to climb a glorified ice grave only to get smoked by a flying lawnmower. Absolute loose unit behavior on the roof of the world.

The Bottom Line
PEAK TOURIST MUNTED / 10
Imagine paying a fortune to climb a glorified ice grave only to get smoked by a flying lawnmower.
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Imagine paying a fortune to climb a glorified ice grave only to get smoked by a flying lawnmower. PEAK TOURIST MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/kiwi-injured-in-fatal-helicopter-collision-at-mt #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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