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Kiwi injured in fatal helicopter collision at Mt Everest - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·3 Nov, 05:25 pm
Kiwi injured in fatal helicopter collision at Mt Everest - 1News — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A New Zealand citizen was injured following a fatal helicopter collision at Mount Everest.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying a fortune to climb a glorified ice grave only to get smoked by a flying lawnmower. Absolute loose unit behavior on the roof of the world.

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PEAK TOURIST MUNTED / 10

Imagine paying a fortune to climb a glorified ice grave only to get smoked by a flying lawnmower.

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Imagine paying a fortune to climb a glorified ice grave only to get smoked by a flying lawnmower. PEAK TOURIST MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/kiwi-injured-in-fatal-helicopter-collision-at-mt #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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