The Straight Version
Police refuse to name the Subaru models, blaming thieves on unknown vulnerabilities while Subaru NZ denies knowledge of them.
The UNHINGED Take
Subaru NZ’s cluelessness fuels Beehive clowns; thieves wrestle engines like a muppet circus while police hide the models in a 'manned' mystery. It’s a stolen no‑grill scramble.
The Bottom Line
WTF IN ENGINE / 10
Subaru NZ’s cluelessness fuels Beehive clowns; thieves wrestle engines like a muppet circus while police hide the models in a 'manned' mystery.
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