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Kāpiti College parents question all-boy head students - 1News

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 1News NZ·3 Nov, 05:29 pm
Kāpiti College parents question all-boy head students - 1News — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Parents at Kāpiti College demanding truth from all‑boy head students.

The UNHINGED Take

Kāpiti parents demanding truth from all‑boy head students; these lads still think they rule. Parents scream, 'What’s your plan?'—boys, stop hogging the stage; it's your drama, not the school.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Kāpiti parents demanding truth from all‑boy head students; these lads still think they rule.

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