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What we know so far about the fatal Nelson plane crash

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·3 Nov, 05:09 pm
What we know so far about the fatal Nelson plane crash — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

The privately owned Cessna 172P was found in remote terrain south of Castor Peak after being reported overdue on Tuesday.

The UNHINGED Take

"What we know so far about the fatal Nelson plane crash" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"What we know so far about the fatal Nelson plane crash" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"What we know so far about the fatal Nelson plane crash" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/what-we-know-so-far-about-the-fatal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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