The Straight Version
Kiwi astronomer Ian Griffin mourns NASA abandoning Swift, the telescope that captured universe's biggest explosions.
The UNHINGED Take
NASA dumped Swift like a gutter boot. Griffin's silent stare shows how little they respect genuine science.
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The Bottom Line
UNCHERISHED CEREBRAL / 10
NASA dumped Swift like a gutter boot.
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