The Straight Version
Iran says four tankers on fire in Strait of Hormuz after mine strike.
The UNHINGED Take
Iranian Revolutionary Guard keeps firing like a drunk firework; four tankers ablaze in Hormuz — an oil cartel's fireworks display that burns more than their own morals.
The Bottom Line
BAD LUCK LUNGE / 10
Iranian Revolutionary Guard keeps firing like a drunk firework; four tankers ablaze in Hormuz — an oil cartel's fireworks display that burns more than their own morals.
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Iranian Revolutionary Guard keeps firing like a drunk firework; four tankers ablaze in Hormuz — an oil cartel's fireworks display that burns more than their own morals. BAD LUCK LUNGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/iran-says-four-tankers-on-fire-after-striking #NZEle
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