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US jails two Chinese nationals for spying

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 04:41 am
US jails two Chinese nationals for spying — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

US secures two Chinese spies, Lai and Chen convicted for $30k dead‑drop payments.

The UNHINGED Take

Think $30k dead‑drop payment is a treasure hunt? The Beehive's bainmuffins dropped the cash, snitching like a soap‑star. Lock 'em, spies; next time, ninja‑counters will flush the plot.

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The Bottom Line

CREDIT SHADOWS / 10

Think $30k dead‑drop payment is a treasure hunt?

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