The Straight Version
US approves $2.1bn export of Patriot missiles to Ukraine.
The UNHINGED Take
US crows with glittery $2.1bn Patriot rockets for Kyiv, pumping cash into Kremlin’s backyard, while we NZ folk stay limp‑legged, shouting ‘gea’ at their fumes.
The Bottom Line
BLASTING NIX / 10
US crows with glittery $2.1bn Patriot rockets for Kyiv, pumping cash into Kremlin’s backyard, while we NZ folk stay limp‑legged, shouting ‘gea’ at their fumes.
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US crows with glittery $2.1bn Patriot rockets for Kyiv, pumping cash into Kremlin’s backyard, while we NZ folk stay limp‑legged, shouting ‘gea’ at their fumes. BLASTING NIX / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/us-greenlights-2-1bn-patriot-missile-sale-to #NZElection2026 #U
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