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Israelis await final election results as Netanyahu remains far from defeated

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ New ZealandยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Stuffยท28 Oct, 09:19 am
Israelis await final election results as Netanyahu remains far from defeated โ€” New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu clings to power as Arab-led parties record a historic surge in the latest Israeli election results.

The UNHINGED Take

Bibi is more persistent than a rash on a backpacker in Queenstown. This entire political circus is just a bunch of muppets rearranging deck chairs on a sinking ship.

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Reaction GIF for Israelis await final election results as Netanyahu remains far from defeated

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Bibi is more persistent than a rash on a backpacker in Queenstown.

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Bibi is more persistent than a rash on a backpacker in Queenstown. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/israelis-await-final-election-results-as-netanyahu-remains #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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