The Straight Version
Luxon was stumped by a question on which Te Tai Tokerau candidate to support during campaign.
The UNHINGED Take
Luxon’s brain slipped off the Beehive rails, teetering over Te Tai Tokerau like a left‑wing lost taxi in a mudslide. He’s a riddle, a muppet, and a straight‑up quack.
The Bottom Line
LARGE BRAIN DEAD / 10
Luxon’s brain slipped off the Beehive rails, teetering over Te Tai Tokerau like a left‑wing lost taxi in a mudslide.
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