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Pacific Elders' Voice calls for reversal of Forum partnership with Israel

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Pacific·28 Oct, 09:12 am
Pacific Elders' Voice calls for reversal of Forum partnership with Israel — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Pacific elders are demanding the Pacific Islands Forum immediately terminate its formal partnership with the state of Israel.

The UNHINGED Take

The Pacific Islands Forum is trying to juggle geopolitical landmines like a group of munted muppets. Imagine thinking anyone cares about your virtue signaling while the world burns down.

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ABSOLUTE COOKED NONSENSE / 10

The Pacific Islands Forum is trying to juggle geopolitical landmines like a group of munted muppets.

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The Pacific Islands Forum is trying to juggle geopolitical landmines like a group of munted muppets. ABSOLUTE COOKED NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/pacific-elders-voice-calls-for-reversal-of-forum #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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