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Patient breached leave twice before murder, inquest hears

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·4 Nov, 03:14 am
Patient breached leave twice before murder, inquest hears — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A mental health patient twice breached the conditions of his unescorted leave in the weeks before he murdered a woman in 2022, an inquest has heard.

The UNHINGED Take

"Patient breached leave twice before murder, inquest hears" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Patient breached leave twice before murder, inquest hears" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Patient breached leave twice before murder, inquest hears" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/patient-breached-leave-twice-before-murder-inquest-hears #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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