The Straight Version
Reserve Bank keeps rate at 2.75%, no hike, defies inflation scare.
The UNHINGED Take
Muppet central bank sits pretty with 2.75%, while the Kiwi economy gorges on cold coffee and chokes on inflation. A rate freeze that tastes like stale crackers in a teapot.
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The Bottom Line
WTF IQ / 10
Muppet central bank sits pretty with 2.75%, while the Kiwi economy gorges on cold coffee and chokes on inflation.
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Muppet central bank sits pretty with 2.75%, while the Kiwi economy gorges on cold coffee and chokes on inflation. WTF IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/reserve-bank-holds-official-cash-rate-at-2 #UnhingedWorld
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