The Straight Version
Kirifi will return to Hurricanes, revved up after snubbed by All Blacks squad selection.
The UNHINGED Take
Clark Laidlaw swears Kirifi will cut the All Blacks snub into pieces, while the Beehive clowns hope he’s cooked but they’re just muppets.

The Bottom Line
MUFFIN SQUIRREL / 10
Clark Laidlaw swears Kirifi will cut the All Blacks snub into pieces, while the Beehive clowns hope he’s cooked but they’re just muppets.
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Clark Laidlaw swears Kirifi will cut the All Blacks snub into pieces, while the Beehive clowns hope he’s cooked but they’re just muppets. MUFFIN SQUIRREL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/rollercoaster-of-emotions-kirifi-to-use-all-blacks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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