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'Rollercoaster of emotions': Kirifi to use All Blacks snub as fuel

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·28 Oct, 11:23 pm
'Rollercoaster of emotions': Kirifi to use All Blacks snub as fuel — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Kirifi will return to Hurricanes, revved up after snubbed by All Blacks squad selection.

The UNHINGED Take

Clark Laidlaw swears Kirifi will cut the All Blacks snub into pieces, while the Beehive clowns hope he’s cooked but they’re just muppets.

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The Bottom Line

MUFFIN SQUIRREL / 10

Clark Laidlaw swears Kirifi will cut the All Blacks snub into pieces, while the Beehive clowns hope he’s cooked but they’re just muppets.

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Clark Laidlaw swears Kirifi will cut the All Blacks snub into pieces, while the Beehive clowns hope he’s cooked but they’re just muppets. MUFFIN SQUIRREL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/rollercoaster-of-emotions-kirifi-to-use-all-blacks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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