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Rugby: Improving All Blacks chasing elusive consistency on northern tour

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Sport·28 Oct, 03:52 pm
Rugby: Improving All Blacks chasing elusive consistency on northern tour — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Head coach Dave Rennie has yet to see the ruthlessness which has been a hallmark of his teams.

The UNHINGED Take

"Rugby: Improving All Blacks chasing elusive consistency on northern tour" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Rugby: Improving All Blacks chasing elusive consistency on northern tour" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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