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Vape-quitting nicotine candy for kids? You’ve got to be joking!

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 04:00 pm
Vape-quitting nicotine candy for kids? You’ve got to be joking! — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

27,000 Kiwi teens vape daily while Vape-Free Kids NZ demands fruit flavours banned.

The UNHINGED Take

Fruit snacks for children? That's the Beehive's idea of common sense — absolute egg!

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Fruit snacks for children?

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