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Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 04:33 pm
Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Strike Four has also rolled over to $400,000 for Saturday night, while seven players each won $26,425 in Second Division.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million speedrunning total brain death: "Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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FAILED / 10

Look at Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million speedrunning total brain death: "Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million".

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Look at Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million speedrunning total brain death: "Two Lotto players win $500,000 each as Powerball rolls over to $6 million". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/two-lotto-players-win-500-000-each-as

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