The Straight Version
Six people were treated for heat in Christchurch's One NZ Stadium, guard says it was unbearable.
The UNHINGED Take
One NZ's mega‑heat boiled guard into a walking sauna; fans begged the Beehive to swap that blizzard for a chill sesh.

The Bottom Line
HOBE SHAME / 10
One NZ's mega‑heat boiled guard into a walking sauna; fans begged the Beehive to swap that blizzard for a chill sesh.
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