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Six people treated for heat amid warning One NZ's stadium's temps 'jump around dramatically'

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·28 Oct, 01:10 am
Six people treated for heat amid warning One NZ's stadium's temps 'jump around dramatically' — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Six people were treated for heat in Christchurch's One NZ Stadium, guard says it was unbearable.

The UNHINGED Take

One NZ's mega‑heat boiled guard into a walking sauna; fans begged the Beehive to swap that blizzard for a chill sesh.

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One NZ's mega‑heat boiled guard into a walking sauna; fans begged the Beehive to swap that blizzard for a chill sesh.

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