The Straight Version
More than 130kg of cocaine, two pistols and ammunition were found inside a shipping container.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from South Auckland cocaine haul: "South Auckland cocaine haul: Police discover $40m worth of cocaine". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from South Auckland cocaine haul: "South Auckland cocaine haul: Police discover $40m worth of cocaine".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from South Auckland cocaine haul: "South Auckland cocaine haul: Police discover $40m worth of cocaine". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/south-auckland-cocaine-haul-police-discover-40m-worth #UnhingedWorld
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