The Straight Version
St John Ambulance will shut down before Christmas due to lack of funding.
The UNHINGED Take
St John Ambulance shutters before Christmas, but the Beehive clowns have already drained the coffers while RNZ just picked up the crumbs. Paramedics, police, and firefighters watch the chaos unfold like a munted Netflix binge.
The Bottom Line
CHEAP PUBLIC WRATH / 10
St John Ambulance shutters before Christmas, but the Beehive clowns have already drained the coffers while RNZ just picked up the crumbs.
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St John Ambulance shutters before Christmas, but the Beehive clowns have already drained the coffers while RNZ just picked up the crumbs. CHEAP PUBLIC WRATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/specialist-paramedics-who-police-and-firefighters-rely-on #NZElection2026 #Unhi
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